There was a young boy called Maxwell,

who sat on the edge of a well.

All day he would dream,

about bathing in cream,

Then he woke up and fell in the well.

There was an old lady from Seaton,

who was starved for she hadn't eaten.

So she went to the kitchen,

and ate a fat pigeon,

then collapsed on the floor and was beaten.

There was a young man in my house,

who loved to watch Mickey mouse.

One day in despair,

he fell off his chair,

when Mickey had kissed Mini mouse.

In a place they like to call Goole,

lived a lady who thought she was cool.

She used such big words,

when she spoke to the birds,

that the birds cried out this is cruel.